-find lipstick I thought I lost
-put it on. Just to make sure it still is red?
-continue cleaning.
-glance at myself in a mirror, see my bedhead and yesterday’s eye makeup and red lipstick.
-marvel at how weird it would be if someone else saw me looking ridiculous.
-tumbl about it.






![phenomenaaa:
i’m going to throw up. (also WELL WELL WELL this would explain why i only fall in love with musicians [i mean no it wouldn’t but it’s fun to pretend that that’s the reason])
In hundreds of years one of my descendants will do this and all they’ll find of my 20s are drunken Instagram pictures.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/4edcf34d3fc2d5fe17606ef7ec1f1c98/tumblr_mn52zicG8S1qe8f1ko1_500.png)










